Here it comes. The part when I start to commit to someone, and freak the fuck out. 

Symptoms of this include:

1. excessive jealousy
2. feelings of extreme insecurity
3. loss of patience
4. clingyness
5. distancing emotion

Come the fuck on, Lisa! Pull your head out of your ass! Nothing has changed. I repeat, nothing has changed. EARTH TO LISA NOTHING HAS CHANGED!